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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
2 seasonsComedy, SitcomTV-14
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116 episodes will be broadcast over the next two weeks

    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    Twanging Your Magic Clanger
    The Crazy Bitch Gazette
    Springtime on a Stick
    A Good Time in Central Africa
    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
    Dead From the Waist Down
    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
    Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
    Looking' for Japanese Subs
  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
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  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
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  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
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  • Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
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  • A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
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  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
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  • After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

  • Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.

  • Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

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Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

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