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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
1 seasonComedy, SitcomTV-14
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Season 115 of 22 Episodes

  • Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

  • Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

  • When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

  • Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

  • Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

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86 episodes will be broadcast over the next two weeks

    Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
    Media Room Slash Dungeon
    Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
    City of Great Racks
    Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    Help Daddy Find His Toenail
    Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    Tight's Good
    It Was Mame, Mom
  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
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  • Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
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  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
    Upcoming
  • City of Great Racks

    Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
    Upcoming
  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
    Upcoming
  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
    Upcoming
Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Starring

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

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